Had To Do a Blog on The Opposite Sex it's a MUST (Part I)

!!!!! Yes, I just began my blog with a series of exclamation points! I am just that damn excited about discussing the opposite sex, as well as overwhelmed by the topic! First let me add a disclaimer all of the various anecdotes you will be hearing about in this blog, and mentions of incidents are not necessarily from my life, and aren't necessarily pertaining to certain individuals, 'I know you think this blog is about you, don't you' but nonetheless it is not! While I have been meeting, dating, talking and socializing with the opposite sex since about ummm FOREVER, THEE most interesting stories that my friends and I share all come from recent experiences with men, in the past year! I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY THINK THEY FOOLIN', damn sure not I! Now hold on, let's get this clear I have been fooled before but now I feel I am damn sure fool-proof! This blog is set up to essentially do two things, one being to educate the female on this male bullshit as well as you educate the female on how to handle this bullshit. It's one thing to be able to identify bullshit but it's a whole 'nother territory to able to HANDLE the bullshit I when I say handle I don't mean "deal with it" I mean it as handling your business type of thing... There is no other way to discuss this topic other than digging in head first, so lets talk...

BABY MAMAS: Now, I love all my strong independent women raising children and giving them the best that they can, but if the dude you are talking to has a BABY MAMA and that child is not at least 6 years old, chances are your male friend is still tapping his baby mama on a reg. Yes it is the Baby Daddy Clause which states; "He can fuck his baby mama, anytime he feels like it, because that's his BM", point blank period. It's not right, but unfortunately it's the truth. So ladies this is one thing I would seriously avoid all though young fathers need love too, I'm pretty sure they're still receiving it from their BM's. LET THEM GO

THE OTHER WOMAN: Now this is a tricky and sticky situation but unfortunately a lot of men have a chick on the side (SIGH) it's nothing you can do about it ladies! No matter how many times you call her house, beat her ass, threaten her, SHE'S going to be there, as long as your male friend allows her to be! She often tends to be a generic version of YOU, so be flattered NOT intimidated. The fact of the matter she knew about you, and you just happened to find out about her ragedy ass through some slippin', and sniffin' around. She's not as cute, not as educated, not as articulate or not as funny as you, but nonetheless she's there! So as the female you must make a decision and you have two choices, either you are going to accept her, or keep it moving to the next brotha! Well, it seems like an easy decision but many females find themselves "accepting" her existence to some extent! YOU DON'T HAVE TO, LADIES IT'S A CHOICE!

THE LIAR: OMG! I should have pluraled this one! THE LIARS. It's this simple! They're all liars... To some extent. What you have to be able to do is correctly decipher the bullshit, and shift through the truth. It's not easy but practice will help, Ladies you know the types of lies we tell, guys lies are just less intricate and usually leaves loop holes, all and throughout that shit!

TO BE CONTINUED

MTV: Where Are the Black Folks!?!?!

MTV, Music Television. Let me start this blog with a disclaimer: I absolutely LOVE MTV, and was damn near raised on that television station. I used to live for Tuesday nights to watch the latest episode of Real World especially that season that had like 3 black people on it including Coral's big forehead ass! That was THEE best season ever!! I was also an avid watcher of "True Life", "NEXT", and "Pimp Your Ride" (before it got just to redic)!! BUT where are the ebony faces at!?! No, like seriously! I have been watching MTV for the past 12 years and while I have relaxed on my every Tuesday tradition to tuning in to Real World, I still glance time to time to see what's MTV offering, but it's damn sure not black people! I found it rather funny, that shows like Real World, Road Rules, College Life, etc, have very limited minorities let alone African Americans. BUT as soon as they need some "G's" to turn into "gentlemen" they go straight to Compton and the South side of Chicago to find all the "Hood Niggas" one could find. Why does it take a TV show that is all about "thugs" for there to be a damn near full cast of black people INCLUDING the host! Why can't there be 4/7 cast of Real World thats a minority, or why can't there be more than one puny biracial light skin boy on the new series "College Life" as though black people can't receive higher education? But this negative illustration of the African American community isn't the first to MTV, there no virgins when it comes to exploiting the black community. I always thought that it was extremely weird how True-Life: "I'm on Parole", "I'm Young and Pregnant", or "I'm dropping out of school" would always had a predominately black cast, as though it's hard to find young white moms, white men or parole, or white students dropping out. I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY THINK THEY FOOLIN' with that, but definately not I. I mean hell, there have only been what 3 reliable black faces that you're guaranteed to see on MTV on a regular basis; Sway, Xzibit, and that one light skin girl with curly hair (God I can't think of her name, if she's even black!!!) I know that many of the black community seem to frown upon BET for the "Uncut" series, bootleg camera used for College Hill, replacing Free and AJ with the latino chick, and light skin dude,and the scripted reality (yeah that's an oximoron) Baldwin Hills. But if you must watch the deadly combo of music and television tune into BET before watching MTV!

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Allow Me to Re-Introduce Myself

Allow me to re-introduce myself:

What can I say?!?! When people describe themselves and list their oh so lovely attributes they seem to always somehow forget all their negative qualities. So let me break the mold, and start off listing the "not so good" shit I do, act or say. I'm anti-social, selfish, crude, bitchy, moody, money hungry, and self obsessive. Aren't we all? I listed a few characteristics that I'm sure the majority of people display at one time or another, but may not seem to realize or to ashamed openly admit! I'm here to tell you that it's okay to every now and then display these characteristics but making them everyday habit! How would the world be if everyone at every moment were nice, caring, generous, giving, soft-spoken and easy going? The answer is they would be BROKE, and money makes the world go around so they world wouldn't spin, and we would all DIE! LOL, Okay maybe not that extreme, but I'm sure you understand my point.

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