Monday, May 4, 2009

Had To Do a Blog on The Opposite Sex it's a MUST (Part I)

!!!!! Yes, I just began my blog with a series of exclamation points! I am just that damn excited about discussing the opposite sex, as well as overwhelmed by the topic! First let me add a disclaimer all of the various anecdotes you will be hearing about in this blog, and mentions of incidents are not necessarily from my life, and aren't necessarily pertaining to certain individuals, 'I know you think this blog is about you, don't you' but nonetheless it is not! While I have been meeting, dating, talking and socializing with the opposite sex since about ummm FOREVER, THEE most interesting stories that my friends and I share all come from recent experiences with men, in the past year! I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY THINK THEY FOOLIN', damn sure not I! Now hold on, let's get this clear I have been fooled before but now I feel I am damn sure fool-proof! This blog is set up to essentially do two things, one being to educate the female on this male bullshit as well as you educate the female on how to handle this bullshit. It's one thing to be able to identify bullshit but it's a whole 'nother territory to able to HANDLE the bullshit I when I say handle I don't mean "deal with it" I mean it as handling your business type of thing... There is no other way to discuss this topic other than digging in head first, so lets talk...

BABY MAMAS: Now, I love all my strong independent women raising children and giving them the best that they can, but if the dude you are talking to has a BABY MAMA and that child is not at least 6 years old, chances are your male friend is still tapping his baby mama on a reg. Yes it is the Baby Daddy Clause which states; "He can fuck his baby mama, anytime he feels like it, because that's his BM", point blank period. It's not right, but unfortunately it's the truth. So ladies this is one thing I would seriously avoid all though young fathers need love too, I'm pretty sure they're still receiving it from their BM's. LET THEM GO

THE OTHER WOMAN: Now this is a tricky and sticky situation but unfortunately a lot of men have a chick on the side (SIGH) it's nothing you can do about it ladies! No matter how many times you call her house, beat her ass, threaten her, SHE'S going to be there, as long as your male friend allows her to be! She often tends to be a generic version of YOU, so be flattered NOT intimidated. The fact of the matter she knew about you, and you just happened to find out about her ragedy ass through some slippin', and sniffin' around. She's not as cute, not as educated, not as articulate or not as funny as you, but nonetheless she's there! So as the female you must make a decision and you have two choices, either you are going to accept her, or keep it moving to the next brotha! Well, it seems like an easy decision but many females find themselves "accepting" her existence to some extent! YOU DON'T HAVE TO, LADIES IT'S A CHOICE!

THE LIAR: OMG! I should have pluraled this one! THE LIARS. It's this simple! They're all liars... To some extent. What you have to be able to do is correctly decipher the bullshit, and shift through the truth. It's not easy but practice will help, Ladies you know the types of lies we tell, guys lies are just less intricate and usually leaves loop holes, all and throughout that shit!

TO BE CONTINUED

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